How hot is that luge suit? These guys have to be the closest
thing we have to “no-fear, hell bent on a need for speed” hot rodders. So, how
better to suit them than with a replication 50’s showpiece street rod paint
job? I love it! Just enough red, white and blue, mixed with a dose of “in yo
face” swagger. Unfortunately they’ve yet to intimidate the Germans.
Short track could take a clue from the lugers. When you race
around the oval at those speeds and angles, you should be wearing spandex with
a lot more attitude. And give me a break on the official helmets. Surely
there’s something aerodynamically and aesthetically better than those miner’s
helmets. You don’t have to sacrifice safety to look cool these days. Take a
hint from cycling please.
The downhill ski suit is much better than the Spiderman
outfit from the World Cup circuit and the previous two Olympics that I thought
they’d be wearing again. It uses the usual red, white and blue stars and
stripes but arranges them in a pretty cool configuration - a rather racy one at
that. Go Lindsey!
Sorry to say, but the moguls suits look like Bozo the clown
to me. I know they need loose and large to take the bumps, but what’s up with
the clown’s pajamas look? With all that fabric, surely someone could have
designed graphics to compliment the amazing speed at which these skiers gyrate.
I still like the snowboarder’s garb. I know a lot of people
think it’s too slouchy, deferring in an over the top way to boarding’s street
cred, but at least it’s different. It does a great job of relating to both team
USA and the comfortable style these kids have created and live through their
sport. While it looks like worn denim, Burton created it with fabrics and fit
that are all about comfort and performance. No one gets the sport better than
USA Nordic looks pretty bland to me, especially compared to
some of the other country’s suits. Check out Italy and Belarus. In my opinion,
there’s a lot of untapped opportunity to express the strength, endurance and
technique of some of what may be the fittest all-around athletes at the games.
(I expect to get some contradictory feedback here but hey, I’m from Minnesota!)
Those are my thoughts for the moment. Send me your votes on
first to worst and we’ll dedicate the next post to uniforms from around the
(Images from the Vancouver 2010 website)